The Petit Four

Ah, Berlin, Berlin. My friend Nathan and I spent this past weekend walking around the different neighborhoods of Berlin - a city that feels strangely familiar and fascinating at the same time. It has room for everybody and everything, from urbane street art to the gritty urban landscapes, the moneyed few to the transvestites.

And of course, 20 years later, Berlin has The Wall. Once I actually saw it, it made me unquestionably angry and upset. In the various history and political classes I have taken throughout my life, The Wall became distilled into more of a concept and less of a thing. It somehow got lumped into the gore and travesty of everything World War II-related in my head, making it an intangible story about “way back when.” But when you are face-to-face with it (I feel really silly saying this) it’s seriously just a wall. A wall that damaged so much and still holds so much power.

The Berlin Wall

The first time I saw it I actually didn’t know what it was. It was early on the first day I was in Berlin and I was wandering around a residential area in the East. Rounding a corner and I saw ahead of me an ugly, gray wall. There was nothing special about it, nothing out of the ordinary. It was just long, ugly and gray. I thought it was kind of odd that unlike the other walls I had been walking past, it wasn’t plastered with ads promoting Whitney Houston’s new CD (did you know she was making a comeback? I didn’t). I then realized why it was different. When you look at the Wall, especially when you realize how ordinary it really is, the Berlin Wall signifies everything that is stupid and careless and hurtful.  And the damage caused by The Wall becomes just that much more pointless.

The Eternal Kiss

East Side Gallery Art

paint buckets for new paintings on the East Side Gallery

Berliners haven’t let the Wall define them or the city as stupid and hurtful though. The Wall is still making an impact, albeit in a completely different way.  I went to one of the Renegade Craft Fairs last year when I was still living in Chicago and saw these old dominos turned into earrings with a photo hodge-podged onto them. As I started talking to the artist, she told me that she had recently taken a trip to Berlin and turned all of her photos of the Wall into jewelry. I ended up buying them and I wear them all the time. The silly, stupid Wall became a catalyst for creativity for her and she is not the only one. In Berlin, the best example of this is the East Side Gallery. The Gallery is a long stretch of the Wall that has been turned into an actual art canvas. Artists from around the world are invited to paint images on sections of the Wall, like the one found on my earrings. Some of the images are positive, some play on the changes that have happened since 1989, some evoke the pointlessness of the Wall in general. It’s a project that uses The Wall like any public wall should be used. A sort of sweet form of justice for the united Berlin, I imagine.

We spent a majority of our time exploring East Berlin. After twenty years, the city’s two sides seemed to have flip positions. East Berlin is full of the trendy, artsy and unique. West Berlin, at least from what we saw, is full of the quieter, older, more suburban. Angie, our fabulous host for the weekend, was born and raised in East Germany and moved to East Berlin with her family a year or two before the Wall fell. She claims that she can’t really say much about the difference between West Germany and East Germany growing up. To her, her childhood in East Berlin was normal, she knows no other way of growing up. After the country’s division, her family was distantly divided, with extended family on the Western side of the country. She remembers their visits before 1990 because they brought her toys like a Barbie doll and Legos. And as for when the Wall came down? She only remembers how excited her parents were the night of November 9th. Her father went to the Wall to see what was going on and crossed over to the West. He quickly crossed back into East Berlin because no one knew what would really happen to those who went on the other side of the Wall. He came home drunk.

She now works in advertising, loves Robbie Williams and Sex and the City and eats sushi on a regular basis.

Another thing about Angie is that she loves food and we did a lot of eating and drinking in Berlin. Having her as a guide and armed with suggestions from Luisa and my friend Daniel, Nathan and I were continually surprised by the depth and range of food that Berlin has to offer. On our first night there, Angie took us to Café Datscha in her neighborhood of Friedrichshain. The menu offers blinis stuffed with sauerkraut and chicken, or salmon and red caviar, borscht dolloped with sour cream and meals like “The Proletariat,” ”The Farmer,” “The Intelligentsia” or even “The Collective” – a combination of the Proletariat and Intelligentsia for 2 people. Quantities of vodka are optional with the order.

I felt like I was eating a Dostoevsky novel. We ate pickled herring on brown bread, hard-boiled eggs donned with shiny salmon caviar, marinated mushrooms, and boiled potatoes with sliced pickles. I decided to opt out of the bottle of vodka and washed it all down with a hoppy local beer. It’s been several days since we ate there, and I am still thinking about the pickled herring on brown bread. It was creamy and fresh and laced with enough salt that it enhanced the earthiness of the bread without killing any of the flavor. And most importantly, it tasted like herring. There is nothing worse than eating seafood that tastes of tinny fish-flavor.

currywurst!

But most surprisingly was how delicious Currywurst is – in a gross, self-indulgent sort of way. There was no way I could go to Berlin and not try Curry wurst (one word? Two words?) the epicenter of all things Curry-wurst and a cuisine that Berliners hold near and dear to their hearts. Currywurst is a sort of food that is delicious in its hedonistic, fatty way. What it comes down to is a fried wurst (like brat wurst) graciously sprinkled with curry powder, topped with a special type of ketchup and accessorized with fries. It’s the sort of food that feels like it was invented by a very hungry, very drunk person searching for something to sop up the alcohol when they’ve forgotten to go to the grocery store.

Konnopke's Imbiss

And when you are in Berlin, and especially East Berlin, your first Currywurst stop is Konnopke Imbiss. It’s a currywurst institution and has been doling out currywurst to the masses for over 75 years. It’s a food stall that lost its mobility years ago as benches, tables and food-related street art popped around its thin, corrugated metal walls. The women who work Konnopke’s counters wear baby pink candy striper smocks and occasionally sport a fashion scarf or two. It’s such a small gesture but really classes the place up. They efficiently fry, slice and sprinkle up plates to the begging masses that start lining up at 6 am for their wurst-fix 6 days a week. Their currywurst is a tangy affair as the curry powder pops on your tastebuds, leaving your mouth literally tingling with pleasure. And their fries. Ladies and gentlemen, fries sprinkled with curry powder are insanely delicious. It was such a simple culinary eureka moment that I can’t wait to figure out what other starchy, fried things taste better with a firm kick in their pants by a shake of curry powder. Please, go find some of the best fries you can get your hands on and generously sprinkle them with curry powder. Afterwards, you can thank Berlin.

Datscha
Gabriel-Marx-Str. 1, Ecke Wühlischstr., 10245 Berlin

Konnopke Imbiss
Schönhauser Allee 44a
Berlin-Prenzlauer Berg

buddha buddha

Today is my one year anniversary of leaving China.  I miss it more than I ever thought I would and some days, I dream up little scenarios that would take me back.  The last two years have been strange ones for me.  One spent in the middle of nowhere China, never sure quite what was going on around me.  The next, readjusting to life post-China, never quite sure what was going on inside me.

So, in honor of China and Kaifeng, the city where I lived, here are some pictures.  These are the images that pop into my head when I think of China.

Kaifeng's Alleys

Old men and women with fantastically wrinkled faces, sitting and waiting in alleys.

pulled noodles

La Mian - pulled noodles.  Most of my dreams about returning to China revolve around this fantasy: return to Kaifeng and find a noodle master who will take me as an apprentice.  There, I will perfect the act of pulling noodles (it apparently takes 12 years to really master the skill) and perfect my Chinese.

spice trough

At every table in restaurants and night markets you’ll find spice troughs.  All the salt, MSG and spice you could desire to flavor your noodle bowls.

Noodle bowl

Said noodle bowl.  I dream of these noodle bowls.  Bowls full of spicy, meaty broth, fresh cilantro and noodles.

chinese streets

Streets in China.

street lifeBikes have a lot of responsibility in China.

my two necessities - bike and boombox. Two necessities for a Kaifeng afternoon - a bicycle and a boombox.

cameron crowe in china!This picture is really awful, my apologies.  But if you want to know how we spent most of our afternoons and nights, this is it, right here.  Max and I would get on our bikes, put the boombox in my basket and bike to different parts of the city, listening to music.  There really is nothing like biking through the chaos of Chinese streets while listening to Kanye West or Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al.”

Wo ai ni, KaifengI can’t even tell you how much I love this picture.  If you want to know what it’s like to be a foreigner, a laowai, in China, just look at this picture.  Note the Chinglish shirt Max is wearing.  The ridiculous Beijing 2008 stickers. The nationalism.  (This was right after Max and I, along with two other friends and my parents who were visiting, all got roped in to be the token laowais in an Olympic promotion video.)

Wo ai ni, Kaifeng. (I love you, Kaifeng.)

For a few more pictures, check out my flickrrrrr.

View from my room

You know how you see those awful romantic comedies and always go “oh lord, that never happens” when one of the characters has an unbelievable airport scene, trying to chase down their separated lover before the plane departs and voila! it works out?

The scene usually involves running full tilt through the terminal as the sea of calm waiting passengers magically part to allow the person through.  This aides the character in his or her mission to see their beloved but even this isn’t enough. The clock is ticking and alas! as soon as the running tortured soul arrives at the gate, they’ve already shut the door!  But such circumstances are felled down in the movie where a kind, romantic old woman (or effeminate man)  is working at the gate, who, oh my, just happens to be on the phone with the pilot and hold that plane! we have this distressed lover here! open the door, let them on the plane!  and the scene ends with the two lovers reconciling with each other on a tiny airplane seat amid smiles and chuckles.  End scene.  Never happens, right?

Turns out, it does.  Except the lover I was parted from was my 6:10 pm plane bound to Brussels, waiting patiently for me in Newark.

My connecting flight from Detroit was supposed to arrive in Newark three hours before boarding even started, but we didn’t even land until 5:50.  I didn’t get off the plane until at the very earliest 6:00 and had to book it from Terminal A to Terminal C.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t so glamorous running through the airport.  I looked more like a pale oompaloompa running/waddling  and panting with my computer backpack on through the terminals.  And everyone probably parted to the sides just so they could avoid being hit by my flailing arms.  But I made it.  And I would like to personally kiss the gate attendant and especially the man in charge of bag operations as he miraculously retrieved my bags from Gate A26 and deposited them in the plane at Gate c6 so I had clean clothes, and most importantly, my toothbrush when I landed here in Brussels.  Consider this my endorsement for Continental Airlines.

So yes, I am here. I’m safe. I’m happy.  And all I have to give you right now are these pictures I’ve managed to snap in the whirlwind of the last few days.  I’ll post when I can, but I hope you can understand that things are a little up in the air as I get settled in the next week.

The facade of Maison Cauchie

Grand' Place Guild Houses

Bruxelles' Street Art